Once vkontakte climbed on every album in the pics of a girl and came across this pic here
And at the bottom it was written, what is it Jacob(Jakob)
Well, that was born after the story first comment:
I probably even know it, we had one Jacob at school. only he was a drug addict, drank and did all this. It's a long story., but somehow his mom caught it with a bottle(while the ear as it is regarded) and he jumped from the first floor window and ran, but there were cops waiting for him. He threw a bottle to the cop, he fell and his keys fell out. Jacob caught the keys and got into the car, started from the fifth time and drove off, hitting another 5 cars. Everywhere was a continuous mat and sirens scratched and beaten them cars. Well, the owners of foreign cars. The owners of foreign cars called the cops, special forces and riot police. On TV from a helicopter shot passed chase: Cop went for six three SWAT van and more 10 Cop zhiguley with included flashing lights. At the other end of the road cops arranged blockade. Jacob saw it, but not upset, the great experience of playing GTA immediately found application, and Jacob turned sharply to the right and flew out across the bridge, flying past the news helicopter, he jumped out of the car in the air and caught on the leg of the helicopter. Jacob did not have a physical education exemption, so he pulled himself up and climbed onto the helicopter, pulled out a toy pistol and pointed it at the pilot's head, ordering him to fly west. Suddenly one of the reporters sitting in the helicopter noticed, what a toy gun, because his son had the same. Jacob understood, that his conspiracy was revealed and jumped out of a helicopter into the Moscow river. Jacob had a pool pass for a year, he was good at swimming, especially under water. When he flew into the water, mutant crucians in the Moscow River ruined his whole face. Jacob swam under water 30 seconds, if not for marijuana and methamphetamine, then he would have swum much more, but, unfortunately, he swallowed water and went to the bottom, where the submarine spotted him. Submarine crew pulled Jacob in the submarine and medical treatment. Among the medical staff was one trainee plastic surgeon, which the, seeing Jacob's disfigured face, immediately underwent plastic surgery, by transplanting the face of some homosexual, which they also found in the water
